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I'm Katly!
I'm Sam Tyler on Wuality, sometimes called Samly :D
A Bit About Me: I work for Best Buy, live in Florida and take a lot of pictures of myself.
I'm a Whovian, Sherlockian, new member of VIPs and apart of Loki's army; a LOTR, The Hobbit, Star Wars, and Avengers fan.
My blog consists of, BIGBANG(You have been warned) Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Doctor Who, David Tennant, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes, Asian Dramas, Star Trek, Star Wars, Avatar the Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra and Karl Urban.
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i do this at work

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No one else finds this AT ALL disconcerting? Not even a little bit?

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i need to get fucked by something other than my life

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You may have seen these delightful squid pillows before and thought, “I sure would like one of those, but I have no money!” Well I have good news for you! You can win a FREE or DISCOUNTED squid! How you ask? Let me give you some details!


There are three prize packages available!

GRAND PRIZE: One person will win the one-and-only Hodge Q. Podge (picture 1), made from the quilt I fashioned out of leftovers from commissions. You will also receive a lifetime of joy from his cuddles, and my eternal friendship.

If you are chosen as the grand prize winner, you may opt to choose second or third prize instead, and another grand prize winner will be chosen.

SECOND PLACE: One person will win a FREE squid commission of his or her design. You tell me what to make and I’ll make it at no (or at least little) expense to you! It can be any size, any color, anything at all. Doesn’t that sound swell?

If you are chosen as the second prize winner, you may opt to choose third prize instead, and another second prize winner will be chosen.

THIRD PLACE: One person will win 50% OFF the purchase price of ONE squid commission. For a large squid, that’s a savings of $35, and for a small, that’s a savings of $20! PLUS your shipping is paid up to $20! Whoa!

All prizes include $20 worth of free shipping. That is, shipping will be free for US winners, and should an international contestant be chosen, you will receive a $20 discount on shipping. While I’d like to offer shipping worldwide on this giveaway, it’s drastically expensive to mail a giant squid body pillow overseas. But you’re still getting a great deal! For international rates, check here: (click)


1: You must be following vambrace.

2: You must reblog the original squid post at least once. You may reblog it as many times as you wish, but that will not affect your chances of winning.

3: You must reblog this giveaway post, and you may like it if you so desire. There is no limit to the times you can reblog it, but please be considerate of your followers. Don’t spam them with giveaway stuff! Each like and reblog will count as one entry in the giveaway. You can set up a queue, make a schedule, reblog in waves, whatever. As far as “giveaway blogs,” I don’t really care. As long as your conscience is clear, I don’t have a problem with who wins.


The giveaway will start July 8, 2014 and will end on August 7, 2014 at midnight (Central Standard Time). Reblogs and likes from 7/8/2014 to 8/7/2014 will act as names in a hat, and three names will be drawn on August 8 before midnight.

Winners will be notified by ask box, so make sure your ask box is open. If the winner chosen does not wish to take the prize package they are drawn for, they may decline, and another name will be drawn.

The winning message will include a promo code, which will be exclusive to you. To accept your prize, you must send the promo code to tentacle.club@gmail.com within 24 hours, along with your shipping information. Once you have accepted your prize, it acts as a ticket which you may use at any time to redeem your prize package. If you win third prize or are outside the US, you may send the remainder of the money via PayPal to redeem your prize.

Winners will not be publicly announced, but I will announce that all the names have been drawn and that giveaway is over. 

That should cover it! If you have any questions, concerns, or comments, you may contact me via tumblr ask box or at tentacle.club@gmail.com.

Best of luck to all of you, and Go Go Squid Squad!!

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Hey there! So, you may have seen these body pillows around. You may have thought, “Wow, I sure want one of those.” Well good news! I take commissions for these cuddly lil nuggets!

Each squid is handmade with love from fleece, cotton, and felt, and stuffed with hypoallergenic 100% polyester filling.

Two sizes are available: an 8-foot body pillow, and a 4-foot cuddle buddy or travel pillow.

I can find just about any color, within reason. I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but the selection is great, so I can try my hardest to get the exact color you want.

Again, I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but I can find just about any pattern from paisley to polka dots in nearly any color. If you wish, you can request that I choose an underside for you based on the main color you choose.

I can fit the squids with an eye color, if you so desire. If not specified, your squid will come with traditional black and white eyes.
Also, three different highlights are available for your squid: original (photos 4 and 5), circles (photos 6 and 8), or crescent (photo 7). If not specified, your squid will come with original highlights.
Additionally, you may request the firmness of your pillow. There are three firmness options: firm, regular, or what I call squishy. If not specified, your squid will come with regular firmness.

Large squids are $75 (shipping not included) and small squids are $40 (shipping not included). Shipping will be $20 nationwide. International shipping is available, and those shipping prices can be viewed here.

It’s easy! Just email me at tentacle.club@gmail.com with the following information:

Underside color and pattern
Shipping Information
Eye color (optional)
Eye highlight (optional)
Firmness (optional)

I will reply to your message with the email address you’ll send money to via PayPal. If you would rather send a check or money order, I will provide you with that information at your request.

Please know that these squids are not made in a pet-free home; if you are allergic to cats please be aware that despite my efforts to keep them away from my cat, he still might have sat on the fabric while I wasn’t looking. Also note that these are made with FLEECE; if you have a fleece allergy, please do not buy these pillows. The filling of the pillows is guaranteed hypoallergenic BY THE COMPANY, NOT BY ME. If it turns out you have an allergy to the stuffing, sue them, not me. I am not responsible for any injuries that happen from your enjoyment with my pillows.

Thank you all so much for the support so far! I hope you consider purchasing one of my squids, I have a 100% satisfaction rate so far. And please, spread the word!


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west-haven: i feel dumb but when i saw you recent ask i was like "WAIT SHE WORKS AT BEST BUY TOO". we may have had this convo before but i have a terrible memory. a few weeks ago, i moved back to inventory and yuck, gotta go in at 6 tomorrow for ad set. fml.

Haha! That was a long time ago that we’ve last talked about best buy. So it’s okay that you forgot! xD

I feel you, I usually work at 7 am for Sunday Ad sets. I’m so lucky that I don’t have to do it tomorrow since I have school. Muhahaha! But I have to do PI for another store next sunday, plus the ad set for my store that morning. YAY! 14+ Hour shifts! -.-;

Anonymous: OMG, your transformation is amazing. I think you are awesome ._. I'm trying myself to do something because I'm so fat now, and I don't want my health to be affected. What do you recommend?

All I did was cut out soda and juices from my diet. Also my job is a very active one (I work in inventory at Best Buy, so I’m constantly moving and lifting things). But I also started going to the gym, doing cardio is great for slimming down. The key to cardio is telling yourself in your mind over and over “You can do this, just a little bit longer” and if you hit your goal for the day, strive to keep going! Having that type of mentality can help you overcome other things as well, not just for working out. :D

I hope that helps! And Thank you!! Good luck!


Hey Guys,
Kat here to share with you my transformation. These past two and a half years have been life changing. I went from 140+ pounds in High School, to 112 pounds now.



I think i have trust issues because i trust too easily. That makes sense right?

It does. Because now you may feel you can’t trust yourself to trust the right people.





this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 


i peed myself when this happened

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"No one will ever hate me as much as I hate myself." a 20 year old self loathing girl